As of 07-11-00

They're not very inspiring, and a lot of people might not understand them, but enjoy anyway.
"Life is like a cup of yogurt- to enjoy it, you have to stir it up." -Stu

"AJ? What does that stand for?....Adam's a jerk?"-Adam

"Oh, it's Katy's cool friend."-Bryan

"Music is the worst drug."-Doug

"He's not naked. He's the guy from Sublime. He just never wears any clothes."-Jeff

"I don't like english clothes...orange koolaid."-me

"It's easy to sing when you're drunk, only one verse."-Rufus

"Rock and roll's a prostitute."-Velvet Goldmine (I can't remember exactly who said it. Oh well, guess I'll have to watch it again...)

"We set out to change the world and ended up just changing ourselves."
"Is that so bad?"
"Not if you don't look at the world."-Velvet Goldmine again

"Music is love, love is music, music is life and I love my life."-AJ McLean

"You look like a freak. Get out of here."-my brother when I showed him my fishnet stockings for the Winter Ball.

"I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away."-Robbie Williams

"I'm not always slow. Sometimes I don't arrive at all."-me on my uh...mental slowness at jokes.

"A search engine is when your engine does fall out of your car into the middle of the street and you have to go searching for it."-me again, when my sister said she hadn't known what a search engine was, after our car was making funny noises.

"Peanut peppermint patties?"-Kristen, mistaking it for Peanuts' (the cartoon) Peppermint Patti.

"This is the story of Christine, who took a shower and drowned the whole camp."-Jenna (cause I did)

"Don't worry about failure. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try."-anonymous

"The dynamics that are required to make any relationship work: just keep putting your love out there."-anonymous again

"The human spirit cannot be paralyzed. If you are breathing, you can dream."-Mike Brown

"Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world."-John Evelyn

"Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not."-Samuel Jackson

"Simple pleasures bring great happiness."-Mary Helen Brindell

"When it comes down to it, we all just want to be loved."-Jamie Yellin

"Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand."-Emily Kimbrough

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all."-Helen Keller

"A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed."-Henrik Ibsen

"Nothing is worth more than this day."-Goethe

"The cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life."-Samuel Johnson

"Hugging is the ideal gift...fun to give and recieve, shows you care...and, of course, is fully returnable. Hugging is practically perfect. No batteries to wear out, inflation-proof, nonfattening, no monthly payments, theft-proof and nontaxable."-Charles Faraone

"Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."-Abraham Lincoln

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same."-anonymous

"Cherish your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements."-Napoleon Hill

"Love is a wonderful thing. You never have to take it away from one person to give it to another. There's always more than enough to go around."-Pamela J. deRoy

"The capacity to care is the thing that gives life its deepest meaning and significance."-Pablo Casals

"Don't live in anybody's shadows or dreams. If you have a dream, act on it and it will probably come true."-Judy and Katie Griffler

"If we did all the things we were capable of doing, we would literally astoud ourselves."-Thomas Edison

"Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another."-George Eliot

"Laughter is essential ot our equilibrium, to our well-being, to our aliveness."-Peter McWilliams

"There is no such thing as a self-made man. You will reach your goals only with the help of others."-George Shinn

"Do what you can with what you have, where you are."-Theodore Roosevelt

"Friends are there, smile or tear. Friends are there, happiness or fear. Friends are fun and friends are clever, and the ties that bind friends will last forever."-Harmony Davis

"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day."-Sally Koch

"Hugging is an under-utilized resource with magical powers. When we open our hearts and arms, we encourage others to do the same."-Charles Faraone

"The heart has reasons which reason cannot understand."-Blaise Pascal

"If you have one true friend you have more than your share."-Thomas Fuller

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."-Edith Wharton

"The love we give away is the only love we keep."-Elbert Hubbard

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."-Mother Teresa

"Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold."-Zelda Fitzgerald

"Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal."-Pamela Vaull Starr

"You must live in the present to secure your future."-Reverend Robert Craig

"Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notion of time."-Anna Louise de Stael

"And all the loveliest things there be, come simply so, it seems to me."-Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Let us outdo each other in being helpful and kind to each other and in doing good."-Hebrews 10:24 TLB

"The greatest gift is a portion of thyself."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Three things in the human life are important: the first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind."-Henry James

"The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved."-Victor Hugo

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."-Helen Keller